Okay! 但是并没有持续太久
Okay! But it didn't last long.
嗯噢Hmm. Oh.
Hmm. Oh.
这样 才对 Here. Yup.
Here. Yup.
啊噢 Aw!
Aw!
那段黑暗时代也很有趣
The dark ages were actually fun times.
他们的新主人 喜欢深夜 派对 白天 沉睡
Their new master had a tendency to party all night and sleep all day.
咳咳 唔呼 Ahem. Yoo-hoo.
Ahem. Yoo-hoo.
你们要干啥 What are you doing？
What are you doing？
噢Oh. 噢 最终派对草草结束
Oh, eventually the party is over.
阿呸 Achoo.
Achoo.
他们从一个魔鬼主人跳到另一个
They bounce from one evil master to another.
但他们好像从没找到最合适的那个
But they never seemed to find their perfect fit.
有一个雇主对他们的失职相当不满
One particular employer took their failure very, very badly.
小黄人们除了不停跑路别无他法
The Minions had no other choice but to keep moving.
嘿 鲍勃 快过来
Hey Bob, you coming.
好啦好啦- Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
大老板
Big Boss.
小黄人在这个星球上生存得远比我们久远
Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have.
他们有很多名字
They go by many names.
戴夫 卡尔 保罗 麦克
Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.
噢 这个是诺伯特Oh, that one is Norbert.
Oh, that one is Norbert.
他是个傻瓜Hes an idiot.
He's an idiot.
他 那是香蕉 - 让我过去- Look. Its a banana. - Move over.
Look. Its a banana. - Move over.
这是香蕉 哈哈哈哈Its a banana. Ha-hah-ha.
Its a banana. Ha-hah-ha.
扭一扭 舔一舔 额Yum yum. Huh？
Twist and lick. Yum yum. Huh？
找到一个主人很容易Finding a Boss was easy.
Finding a Boss was easy.
但要长期跟着这个老板... 有点小问题
But keeping a Boss... therein lies the problem.
噢不一样Man was very different from the dinosaur.
Oh, man was very different from the dinosaur.
他更矮 更可怕 更聪明
He was shorter, hairier and way, way smarter.
小黄人们一直很崇拜这个男人 并尽心尽力服侍他
The minions took an instant liking to Man and helped him as best they could.
31. 噢不不... 这儿 送你一个礼物
Oh, no no... Here. A present.
32. 这个 -
This -
33. 屁hearts；股hearts；星系吗？ Butt？ 屁hearts；股hearts；，那么多屁hearts；股hearts；，屁hearts；股hearts；，屁hearts；股hearts；，屁hearts；股hearts；! Butt, butttle… Ow! 你…… You…
Butt？ Poo-poos； galaxies？ Butt？ Poo-poos；, so many poos；, poos；, poos；, poos；, poos；! Butt, buttle… Ow! You…
34. 哦Oh. 哦，贝拉 Oh, bella.
Oh. Oh, bella.
35. 照明影业Illumination.
Illumination.
36. 嗯？ Huh？ 哇哇哇 Aww. 哦Oh. 嗯？ Huh？ 嗯？小狗？小狗？ Puppy？ Puppy？
Hmm？
