孔子

Confucius was a great thinker and educator of ancient China, founder of Confucian school, one of the world's most famous cultural celebrities.

马克·吐温

Mark Twain was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, and lecturer. He is well known for his novels such as "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn".

Mark Twain said, "Late come of true facts, be like suddenly horseshoe, ah of shooting the head, pain!".

"If you adopt a hungry dog and make it comfortable, it won't bite you. This is the main difference between a man and a dog.".

"Old habits can not be thrown out of the window, but one to coax them down from the stairs.".

"Comedy, is tragedy plus time.".

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