1. If you don’t drive good good, your mother and father cry cry 如果你开车不好好开，你的爸爸妈妈就要哭哭了!

2. youseesee you ,one day day , just know eat eat eat! 你看看你一天天，只知道吃吃吃!

3. goodgoodstudy,daydayup! 好好学习，天天向上!

4. you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see 你有种，我要给你点颜色看看｡

5. Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁 At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的｡

6. You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住!

7. Chop the

8. 生活不需要时时紧绷，偶尔看些他人的生活乐趣吧 这些散装英语笑死我了，开口跪啊搞笑 沙雕

9. 爆笑散装英语来了!快@你的沙雕女友来吧恋爱技巧 情商 文案

10. 泰山宏伟壮观｡ 误：The mountain Tai is wow~ 正：Mount Tai is magnificent.

11. 你问我，我问谁｡ 误：You ask me,me ask who. 正：You ask me,I ask who.

12. 知之为知之，不知为不知｡

13. 不要把姐当黄金看，姐其实是一颗闪闪发光的钻石｡ don't regard elder sister as gold. elder sister is actually a shining diamond.

14. 找女朋友别找我这样的，太多人追的，给不了你安全感｡ looking for a girlfriend, don't look for me, too many people chase, can't give you a sense of security.

15. 有人说我不要脸，这简直胡扯，这么美我哪舍得不要｡ some people say i don't want to be shameless. it's nonsense. i'm not willing to be so beautiful.

16. 如果你主动一点，我们不光会有故事，还会有孩子｡

17. If only I could fly. 要是我能飞就好了｡

18. What horrible weather! 这鬼天气! Its no use complaining. 发牢骚没什么用。

19. Theres no laughing stem here. Its not a joke.这里没有笑梗，这不是笑话。

20. Why don't scientists trust atoms？Because they make up everything!这个笑话利用了“atoms”（原子）和“make up”（组成）的双关含义，通过幽默的方式展现了科学家对原子的不信任。